courtneylovedcobain:

i-do-even-lift:

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

hey, kudos on that thigh gap

(Source: bicorn)

viciousdoughnut:

i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men

thelordofthebuttz:

two, four, six, eight
i really wanna go on a date

listinthings:

• be unaware of where the penis is
• scream into the penis
• use the back of your hand
• slap the penis and call it “buddy”
• condescend to the penis
• set your hand on fire

(Source: applecocaine)